The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don’t talk about, mention, speak of, discuss, chin wag, natter or chat about Thesaurus Club.
I always keep a baseball bat under my bed. You know, in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me.
My son cried when I gave him his breakfast this morning. I made him scrambled eggs, covered them in ketchup & told him it was Humpty Dumpty.
Always remember…. A mirror never lies.
Post natal depression is a serious condition. I’m 38 years old and my mum still bursts into tears every time she sees me.