My wife left me, my best friend tried to kill me with a lightsaber, both of my kids led a rebellion against me and my boss tried to get my son to kill me, but at least my grandson likes me
I’d rather listen to Chewbacca get a bikini wax than listen to Pitbull’s music
That awkward moment when your stormtrooper army loses a battle to a bunch of teddy bears with sticks and stones.
What program do Jedi use to PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi
All I want for Christmas is a stormtrooper who doesn’t miss the target every time he shoots.