A woof in sheep’s clothing.
Two types of dogs.
Essential viewing in these troubled times.
Pot warmers of the day.
Pigeon open mic night.
Breaking the little-known 11th Commandment – thou shalt not covet thy neighbours baguette. Exodus 20:17.
Weighing your giraffe: a guide:
1) Become VERY strong
2) Weigh yourself
3) Weigh yourself again, holding your giraffe
4) Subtract figure one from figure two
Remember the old ‘yawn and stretch’ move in the cinema with your crush?
Cat that has never been so insulted in all nine of its lives of the day.
Rat warning in Hong Kong is the best rat warning of all time.
