You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.
That chalk outline really brings out your dead eyes
Hey.. with the intention of eating half your pizza.
Buys new collar for my dog. It’s too big! Apparently he thinks it’s jewelry and won’t let me take it off.
Texts “Are you okay?” Blink 3 times. No need to reply.
Took my dog to the vet this morning. There was a dog named “snot.” Wtf is wrong with people! 😡