It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.
If the police don’t escort you out of Applebees then is it really a good date?
I have a recording saved on my phone that it to be sent to my boss the day after I die. All I say is “So, you aren’t going to believe this but I’m going to be late.”
Can you imagine if you were addicted to cold turkey and you knew there was only 1 way to quit?