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@Donna_McCoy : The only difference between an outpatient mental health facility and a bar is the lighting.
@Donna_McCoy: I thought the brakes on my car were squealing but it was just a Mariah Carey song on the radio.
@Donna_McCoy: I only do cardio because it's impossible to stalk someone you can't keep up with.
@Donna_McCoy: I can't remember the ending of one single movie I've seen since they started selling booze in theaters.
@Donna_McCoy: Getting away from it all is great until you realize there's no pizza delivery.
@Donna_McCoy: It wasn't a crisis until my mother heard about it.
@Donna_McCoy: Not to say I'm reckless, but my guardian angel wears a blindfold.
@Donna_McCoy: Why eat high-calorie yogurt when you can just have ice cream for breakfast instead?
@Donna_McCoy: Until I got married I didn't even know it was possible to chew bubblegum arrogantly.
@Donna_McCoy: I can really relate to pi because I also keep going forever after the point has been made.