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@DopeyTweeter : Me: Your baby looks funny.
Her: That's my dog.
M: Yeah.. uh huh.
M: I'd tell everyone it was my dog too if my baby looked like that.
@DopeyTweeter: Fight Club: Teaches you how imaginary friends can become more popular than you are.