I had a race with a smart car today.
I was winning at first but my God there’s so much I can walk.
US Loretta Lynch confirms that all 7 FIFA officials dramatically threw themselves onto the ground faking injury when arrested earlier today.
*Do not consume if seal is broken*
I’ve just gone through this whole box of animal crackers and haven’t found one seal.
I really don’t have much respect for those that take drugs and alcohol.
Like Customs, for example.