Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle & explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.
girls will be like “this is my comfort movie” and it’s The Exorcist
Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.
Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention but what about crow women
Practice self-care like a mummy, wrap your body tightly with a blanket & put an ancient curse on anyone who disturbs you.
Be the reason why the lights flicker & the temperature drops when you enter a room.
Be the horrifying backstory of your family’s lineage.
Practice self-care like a mummy, wrap your body tightly with a blanket & put an ancient curse onto anyone who disturbs you.
Be the horrifying backstory of your family’s lineage.
Be the reason why church doors slam shut as you walk by.
Horror movies have given me an unrealistic expectation that there is someone out there that cares enough about me to kill me.
Never let me in your house because I will do stuff like this
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If someone asks what you are doing on Halloween, earnestly look at the sky & say “I will be reaching my final form.”
Whenever I’m feeling stressed I like to take a deep breath & think about every mistake I have ever made.