Whenever I’m feeling stressed I like to take a deep breath & think about every mistake I have ever made.
Be the reason why your local woods are haunted
Marriage goals: I will die of mysterious causes & you will be the most feared widow in the village.
As your goth husband I will adorn you with cursed artifacts then die mysteriously leaving you to be the most feared widow in the village.
Coffee is great because if you drink too much you realize there are tiny spiders under your skull weaving hair.
If you know someone who effortlessly falls asleep every night, that is a demon. You’re friends with a demon.
Practice self-care like Medusa, take care of your hair & turn everyone who has wronged you into stone.
Be the reason why you need two priests at your exorcism.
Sure I have body issues, I can’t explode into a thousand bats.
Practice self-care like Dracula: sleep all day, eat all night & outlive everyone who has ever loved you.
In honor of the longest night of the year I will also be cold, distant &filled with darkness.
Practice self-care like Medusa, take care of your hair & turn everyone who has wronged you into stone.
Practice self-care like a star, be lonely and distant & allow nothing to survive on your surface.
Practice self-care like werewolves: carry deeply emotional secrets everywhere you go & once a month eat the hearts of all who have wronged you.
Practice self-care like a lighthouse, let your problems crash all around you but avoid it by gazing mindlessly off into the distance.