So tired this morning that I think I tried to make a call with a Pop-Tart.
“I’m in the middle of an Adam Sandler movie” isn’t a good excuse to get out of anything.
I know this now.
Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and still want to take a nap by noon.
I don’t get upset when autocorrect screws me because it’s the most action I’ve seen in years.
Not to brag, but I remember to take the cap off of a water bottle 75% of the time before taking a drink.