Well, well, well, if it isn’t my inability to cope with life.
I have nothing in common with people that learn from their mistakes
I’m sorry I picked up dog poop using your selfie stick.
Like every good global citizen I’ve reduced my power consumption by 50% by running all my power off the neighbours while they’re on vacation
I’m sorry I poked your baby with your selfie stick but I didn’t really know what to do with either of them.
I could be wearing a onesie right now, you don’t know.
I have performance enhancing shrugs.
Keep your friends close and your enemies in the trunk of your car.