Christmas note to self: too much tequila makes tinsel look tasty.
4 out of 5 dentists now say eat all the candy you want. 4 out of 5 dentists also want to upgrade their yachts.
Easy there, Jedi. Convincing me to add wings to my pizza order isn’t a mind trick.
Behold…the 4th horseman of the Apocalypse.
Boy George: Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?
2020: Haha you have no idea.