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11 famous chickens who flew the coop, number 7 will surprise you

– cluckbait

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Miss Pissy Face and Mr Crabby Pants in HR told me I am not allowed to make up nicknames for my co-workers anymore.

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When I was younger, I always wanted to become a Gregorian monk.
Unfortunately, I never had the chants

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I wanted a 6 pack, so I started Hip Hop abs.

Quit 1/3 of the way through.

Ended up with a 2Pac.