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@Easy_Tiger__ : If Kristen Stewart played the daughter in Taken, Liam Neeson would probably just let the bad guys have her.

@Easy_Tiger__: I'm playing dead at work right now so nobody will talk to me. Everyone is screaming. Probably should have used less fake blood.

@Easy_Tiger__: Gf: do I look fat in these pants?

Brain: oh god it's a trap, this is what we've been training for

Me: I've seen worse

Brain: WTF MAN

@Easy_Tiger__: Guys remember: if you encounter a girl in her natural habitat, don't panic. She's just as scared as you. Make loud noises, she will run off.

@Easy_Tiger__: Girls are like puppies.

If you don't take them out enough, they'll poop on your rug.


@Easy_Tiger__: People who take things literally on twitter, stop.

Wait. First take this tweet literally, then stop.

@Easy_Tiger__: ATTN: I'm looking for a new girlfriend

Are you:

1. Between the age of 11-69?
2. Mostly female?
3. Trained to poop outside?

DM for details