“French town to register all local dogs’ DNA to cut mess left on streets. Database will find wrongdoers & fine them.” No fines yet but so far six Poodles have found out they are half Borzoi, two Corgis found their birth mothers, and a Maltese is suing a Pug for child support.
Still a great one lol. #tailsofjoy
My parents were tough and raised us right. If we needed to pay bribes for me to go to an Ivy League college, they definitely would have made me work, save, and pay the bribes myself.
Wait. They gave out a Pulitzer Prize for criticism, and my mother didn’t win it?
#WhenYouAdoptAPet you’ll always be safe from cheese. #tailsofjoy
If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland.
