“Don’t worry, I’ll hold your stuff. You just worry about making friends.” – Cargo Pants
My resolution this year was to learn Spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos.
I switched my cellphone to ‘airplane mode’ and threw it up into the air.. must tell you: WORST. TRANSFORMER. EVER.
Blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it.
Dear prisoners: How about liquid soap?
Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself.