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@Elifcello : "Don't worry, I'll hold your stuff. You just worry about making friends." - Cargo Pants
@Elifcello: My resolution this year was to learn Spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos.
@Elifcello: I switched my cellphone to 'airplane mode' and threw it up into the air.. must tell you: WORST. TRANSFORMER. EVER.
@Elifcello: Blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it.
@Elifcello: Dear prisoners: How about liquid soap?
@Elifcello: Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself.