“Don’t worry, I’ll hold your stuff. You just worry about making friends.” – Cargo Pants
My resolution this year was to learn Spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos.
Blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it.
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I’d like to read a medication bottle and see “May cause extreme sexiness”.
Dear prisoners: How about liquid soap?
You’re welcome.
Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself.
Never judge someone because they sin differently than you.