Thinking about setting up Costco sample stations around the house to keep the kids busy and fed
Husband: *measures out 3 cups of rice, cooks*
Me: what are you-
Husband: *muffled, from behind a giant mountain of rice* why did I end up with 80 cups?!!
Me: *shouting* because you don’t get rice math!
Me: *on the phone with my parents* So mom, what did the doctor say?
2: *from across the room* no more monkeys jumping on the bed!
My daughter has a pink camo shirt in case she needs to infiltrate barbie’s dream house I guess