@EmissaryKerry

You’re not alone. You have an ecosystem of microorganisms on your skin.

@EmissaryKerry

When I need a dose of logic and rational thinking I turn to my dog who has to this day never cut her own bangs.

@EmissaryKerry

teacher: what would you like to do when you grow up?

Edgar: *shrugs*

teacher: Poe, try

@EmissaryKerry

Sometimes I’m sandpaper and sometimes I’m chapstick and sometimes I’m bad at metaphors.