HR Manager: “Tis the Season” or not you can’t be drinking rum and eggnog at work
In the 1990’s we didn’t have Uber, so we just hitched a ride with a stranger that didn’t look like a serial killer.
HR Manager: Some of your coworkers think you’re mean and vengeful
Me: They are going to pay for saying that
My neighbour got drunk and left a case of beer on his front porch last night.
In other news, I just got a free case of beer.