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@EveInFlow : I do squats so I don’t have to work on my personality.
@EveInFlow: The Purge, except it’s Twitter removing all the blocks for 24 hours.
@EveInFlow: I watched a horror movie last night and it was scary, but not “some of you are raising children” scary.
@EveInFlow: This is now a vegetable pun account. Please romaine calm.