*Sees couple arguing in store*
*Discreetly drops a pregnancy test into the cart*
The romaine empire has fallen. Cesar is dead. Lettuce pray.
The last time I was someone’s type, I was donating blood
*Sees couple arguing in store*
*Discreetly drops a pregnancy test into the cart*
The romaine empire has fallen. Cesar is dead. Lettuce pray.
The last time I was someone’s type, I was donating blood