I constantly see other people’s jobs they’re doing or have done and think “psshhh, I could do that better” like artists, photographers, dog walker, giraffe masseuse, water boy at a bath house, monkey tickler, Seth Greens personal high fiver, Doctor of Thuganomix.
I got dumped by my therapist, she said “ she needs to work on her”
Q: If you could be any animal, which one would you be?
A: The drummer from the Muppets, next question.
I like to reinvent myself every year, last year I was a small Italian woman and the year before that a bear.
