I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.
Jake Paul just announced that he’s fighting my dead grandmother next.
Me, when Prime Video asks me to pay an extra $2.99 to remove ads.
People say you can’t pet every dog, but every dog lover knows that’s just a challenge in disguise.
What’s the matter, babe? You’ve barely touched your spaghetti cube.
