@Fickle_Filly: I just want someone to look at me the way that Wile E. Coyote looks at an ACME product.
@Fickle_Filly: I’m at that stage in life where my bladder is at its weakest and my phobia of public toilets is at its strongest.
@Fickle_Filly: I keep banana skins within reach at work because you never know when you’re going to need to make a murder look like an accident.
@Fickle_Filly: If you pull out a knife and start sharpening it, people soon stop telling you about their plans for Valentine’s Day.
@Fickle_Filly: "Where have you been all my life?"
In a secure psychiatric unit. Next question.
@Fickle_Filly: People who use the phrase "Correct me if I'm wrong..." clearly don't know me very well.