Was thrilled 2 weeks ago to find a mug actually large enough for my morning coffee fix
I just noticed a label on the bottom today
It’s a soup bowl
Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave and dishwasher safe
I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life
If a dragon flew overhead right now, I’d be surprised but not surprised surprised
Some people will tell you mosquitoes and spiders play an important role in nature and I’m here to tell you we don’t need those people either
I was going to clean my house but decided to stop inviting people over instead
Just got glasses for the first time in 20 years and holy shit everyone looks terrible
This year I’m printing my Christmas cards on trash bags to save everyone the extra step
Every photo I’m tagged in
Yet another day of playing ‘Is it just allergies or should I prepare my will’
Do celebrities feel complimented when they’re called underrated? Like, you’re really good, just not enough people think so