@FredTaming: [ first day as surgeon ]
me: and now we let the anesthesia set in
patient: do i get some too
@FredTaming: me: you there, boy! what day is it? what month?! out with it!
boy: why, sir, it’s the Wangth of Dongtober of course
me: [slapping time machine] by jove, we did it!
@FredTaming: doc: so how are you feeling
doc: *phew* I hate to ruin a good mood
@FredTaming: doc: the bad news is your insurance is terrible
me: what’s the good news
doc: you won’t need it for long
@FredTaming: Me: you’re leaving me?
Her: [walking out]
Me: is it all of my-
Her: omfg yes it’s the dramatic pauses
Me: -dramatic pauses?
@FredTaming: chicken: [stamps out cigarette] have you even once considered that THIS is the other side of the road?
@FredTaming: doc: i think you’re dying
me: I want a second opinion
doc: i think it’s great
@FredTaming: boss: sorry, we have to let you go
me: in the middle of a work retreat?
boss *severing my rock climbing rope*