the ‘shooting down mysterious balloons above US airspace’ thing becomes a lot more unsettling if you replace the L’s with B
having a king is going to take some getting used to. we’re used to our monarch moving as far as they want in any direction but now it’s just one square at a time. much higher chance of being killed by a horse
the first episode of house of the dragon focusses on the dragon applying for a mortgage
what’s the funniest celebrity name if you swap their initials? I’m torn between Wenzel Dashington and Hom Tanks
bugs when you lift up a rock
can’t get the dune theme tune out of my head (dune dune dune, now lemme hear you say way-oh)
Bigfoot’s whole body is big. he should be called Bigbody
it can’t have done Tiny Tim’s confidence much good, his parents calling him that
Idea: Eels. Exactly the same storyline as Cats but they’re all eels.
The strongest cat exists. Somewhere a cat is walking around, completely oblivious that it is stronger than all the other cats.
The new Disney Pixar movie sounds wild
“Does this spark joy?”
[my wife shakes her head as Marie Kondo forcibly removes me from our house]
Very suspicious that this keeps happening
Q. Why did the ghost’s dessert come back when he threw it?
A. It was a boo meringue
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