I have decided to boycott the Plague due to its poor customer service.
If James Bond is so great why doesn’t he have a Pringles flavor.
Vulcans are space-elves.
Look at the ears.
I bet Sauron would be a lot more respected if he had a monocle.
Red Skull’s name is pretty on-the-nose. How did his parents know.
They should use the good cop/bad cop tactic with more occupations, like good proctologist/bad proctologist.
The real world does feel a bit like the state of Batman comics right now.
You beat one grinning evil, two more show up, and while you’re fighting them, the first one is resurrected and pretty soon you’re banging the cat lady.
Well, it’s finally happened. White people are Tupperwaring themselves.
