We know he can swim but…
Airbnb owner: Before you check out can you start the dishwasher, put on a load of laundry, do my taxes, and renovate the bathroom?
Me:
Somewhere in an alternate universe
Me looking a movie I hated up on Rotten Tomatoes to make sure other people hated it too
White people only love Cinco de Mayo because it has mayo in it
Avril Lavigne is the lead singer of Maroon 5 right