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Hope floats but corpses don’t, so remember: bricks or 25 to life.

Inspirational tweet.

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Sleeping Beauty has a pretty good situation going on until Prince Charming came and screwed it up.

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I will punch you in the face.

OK not really – but I will roll my eyes at you, hard.

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I automatically write off anything Donald Trump says because someone with that much money has no excuse for that hair.

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When I’m feeling inadequate, I remember that there are women who marry their prison pen pals, and then my own decisions don’t seem so bad.

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Imagine if people still used typewriters!

We’d have to sit in a giant circle and throw pieces of paper at each other.