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Page of GinRumMe's best tweets

@GinRumMe : I want you to be cuter than you are, but alas I am drunk and you are a tree.

@GinRumMe: Don't go chasin' waterfalls. If a waterfall isn't staying in place you probably have bigger things to worry about. Run for your life.

@GinRumMe: Yes, autocorrect, I wanted to ask if she was all tight. Thank you. Now I know.

@GinRumMe: (Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.)

Text: Hey what are you up to?

@GinRumMe: History: delete
Pics: delete
Texts: delete
Kik: delete
"Why yes, you can use my phone for a second."