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@GinRumMe : I want you to be cuter than you are, but alas I am drunk and you are a tree.
@GinRumMe: Don't go chasin' waterfalls. If a waterfall isn't staying in place you probably have bigger things to worry about. Run for your life.
@GinRumMe: Yes, autocorrect, I wanted to ask if she was all tight. Thank you. Now I know.
@GinRumMe: (Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.)
Text: Hey what are you up to?
@GinRumMe: History: delete
"Why yes, you can use my phone for a second."
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