@GinRumMe

I want you to be cuter than you are, but alas I am drunk and you are a tree.

@GinRumMe

Don’t go chasin’ waterfalls. If a waterfall isn’t staying in place you probably have bigger things to worry about. Run for your life.

@GinRumMe

Yes, autocorrect, I wanted to ask if she was all tight. Thank you. Now I know.

@GinRumMe

(Don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it.)

Text: Hey what are you up to?

@GinRumMe

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