If you need someone to keep a secret then I’m your girl. I’ll forget it 5 minutes after you tell me.
I don’t always have time to exercise. But when I do…I don’t.
I asked a millennial why she spent so much money on her wedding. She said you only get married once, then I laughed and laughed.
What kinda psychopath tries to get in touch with someone by calling them on the phone. What is this…1984?