Apparently I have been on Twitter 13 years as of today and I really have to ask myself what the hell I am thinking
I always get new followers when I’m asleep proving that people like me better when I’m not talking
If video games really made people violent, I would be jumping on every turtle I saw.
No no, I’m not going to pay for these hot wings, I discovered them and you JUST GOT COLUMBUSED
You’d think the people in front of me at this self-checkout were trying to operate a nuclear reactor