@Glennot73

therapist: and what motivation will we use ?

me: hate fueled spite ?

therapist: no

@Glennot73

FB: you have memories to look back on

Wine: i’ll take care of this

@Glennot73

me: I just don’t think this relationship is healthy for either of us

bucket of fried chicken:

@Glennot73

me: I’d wait a lifetime for you

also me: 5 seconds till I can skip the add ? that’s some bullshit right there

@Glennot73

kid: dad, dad, dad I can do a magic trick, pick a card

*takes card*

kid: ok give it back and *shuffles* is this your card ?

no

is this your card ?

no

*27 cards later* is this your card ?

no…

@Glennot73

This body wash smells like a smoothie !!!
This body wash does not taste like a smoothie !!!