therapist: and what motivation will we use ?
me: hate fueled spite ?
FB: you have memories to look back on
Wine: i’ll take care of this
me: I just don’t think this relationship is healthy for either of us
bucket of fried chicken:
me: I’d wait a lifetime for you
also me: 5 seconds till I can skip the add ? that’s some bullshit right there
kid: dad, dad, dad I can do a magic trick, pick a card
kid: ok give it back and *shuffles* is this your card ?
is this your card ?
*27 cards later* is this your card ?
This body wash smells like a smoothie !!!
This body wash does not taste like a smoothie !!!