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@Glennot73 : FB: you have memories to look back on
Wine: i’ll take care of this
@Glennot73: me: I just don’t think this relationship is healthy for either of us
bucket of fried chicken:
@Glennot73: me: I’d wait a lifetime for you
also me: 5 seconds till I can skip the add ? that’s some bullshit right there
@Glennot73: kid: dad, dad, dad I can do a magic trick, pick a card
kid: ok give it back and *shuffles* is this your card ?
is this your card ?
*27 cards later* is this your card ?
@Glennot73: This body wash smells like a smoothie !!!
This body wash does not taste like a smoothie !!!