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@GlumGeorgeLucas : I showed up at Disney headquarters uninvited
I said I was there for a Rogue One cameo
That's how I learned the security guards have Tasers
@GlumGeorgeLucas: "Rogue One" idea:
The spies anxiously wait to meet their new commander.
Boldly - regally - he strides into the room.
"Mesa Jar-Jar Binks"
@GlumGeorgeLucas: I wish I gave Darth Vader different last words.
Before he died, I wanted him to mutter, "I should have stuck to pod racing."
@GlumGeorgeLucas: My interior decorator quit on her first day on the job.
I told her to paint all the walls in my house to be green screens.
@GlumGeorgeLucas: "The Force Awakens" had 0 people riding giant CGI lizards.
How is that even science fiction?
They might as well rename it "Downton Abbey."
@GlumGeorgeLucas: Disney couldn't handle my awesome script.
Kylo Ren was Rey's father.
Finn was her brother.
Chewbacca was her cousin twice removed.