If I had a bodyguard, I’m pretty sure he’d just spend most of his time sighing and saying “Don’t eat that…”
“Voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop.”
Haters gonna hate.
Procrastinaters gonna … get back to you on that tomorrow…
I wonder if Scarlett Johansson ever fantasizes about fat comic book nerds, or is that just a one-way street?
“Everything else tastes like us. Why do we need to die?” -chickens
When your bio says “No DMs,” I wanna DM you SO BAD and just say: