@GregHenchman

If I had a bodyguard, I’m pretty sure he’d just spend most of his time sighing and saying “Don’t eat that…”

@GregHenchman

Haters gonna hate.

Procrastinaters gonna … get back to you on that tomorrow…

@GregHenchman

I wonder if Scarlett Johansson ever fantasizes about fat comic book nerds, or is that just a one-way street?

@GregHenchman

“Everything else tastes like us. Why do we need to die?” -chickens

@GregHenchman

When your bio says “No DMs,” I wanna DM you SO BAD and just say:

“OK.”