I call my phone Lois because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses
Actually, I’d rather listen to your dog barking than you yelling at it to stop.
In Hell, you enter email addresses & passwords using video game controllers for ever.
What I say: No!
What my kids hear: There’s a really good chance if you keep asking.
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My kids can be difficult sometimes, but my mom always assures me that I deserve it.
I’d say at least 10% of parenting is smelling stuff.