@HRTSMRT

Actually, I’d rather listen to your dog barking than you yelling at it to stop.

@HRTSMRT

In Hell, you enter email addresses & passwords using video game controllers for ever.

@HRTSMRT

What I say: No!

What my kids hear: There’s a really good chance if you keep asking.

@HRTSMRT

My kids can be difficult sometimes, but my mom always assures me that I deserve it.

@HRTSMRT

I’d say at least 10% of parenting is smelling stuff.