Are you even a person if you were born in a generation that isn’t named after a letter?
Then: He has a woman in each port.
Now: He has a woman on each server.
I did the DNA test 23 and me. I’m 85% Hagen Dazs and only 15% Reeses! This test is bullshit!
Twitter creates a false sense of intimacy because who else spends as much time with you in the bathroom?
Men should stop taking Viagra and start trying anxiety. That shit keeps you up way longer.
Monday, if you keep this shit up – I’m taking you out of the will.