@Hadzilla

If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately

@Hadzilla

At the last supper Jesus was probably like it would be way more comfortable for everyone if some of you sat on the other side of the table

@Hadzilla

If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately

@Hadzilla

Halloween ’94: Mom says store sold out of Batman costumes and buys me a Catwoman one. Called me Catman. The worst part: she went as Batman?

@Hadzilla

Gun control sounds like a dangerous but exciting way to change the channel

@Hadzilla

HEY OSAMA I FOUND YOUR 72 VIRGINS THEY ARE ALL ON MY TIMELINE TALKING ABOUT STAR WARS

@Hadzilla

Now I find out my ground hands are actually called feet wtf is going on today

@Hadzilla

FUN PRANK: tweet “going hang gliding!!!!” then don’t tweet again for 12 years

@Hadzilla

No thanks farting robot on the wall I’ll use the paper towels to dry my hands nice try though