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Me: It’s not working out between us. You’re too suffocating.

Darth Vader:

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Quarantine log, Day 8:

Cat: I need you to run to the store for me.

Me: What for? You have plenty of food.

Cat: I got into the treats last night. I’m almost out.

Me:

Me: You can talk!

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Since my cat keeps waking me up at three in the morning, I’ve decided to wake him up every day at three in the afternoon.