Terrifying if taken literally – if these walls could talk.
I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.
nobody:
4yo: 1+8 equals curtains and zero plus 4 is ok.
4yo: mommy, can you make me popcorn when you are done sitting?
Me: {gets into a more comfortable position} sureee!
So in conclusion, the zoo would not adopt my children.
*Puts couch down as emergency contact*
*Brings 8 year old back to hospital nursery with receipt*
This one doesn’t listen anymore…Can I get a new one?
Before I get busy doing nothing, I am taking a 20 minute break.
Me: what do you want for breakfast?
7: a bowl of sugarMe too kid, me too
Just got added to a list called “people.” Glad I made that cut.