Mother of God, the man solved unsolvable crimes for eight straight seasons. When he says he has a hunch, believe him the first time.
Tour guides often say to me “that’s a great question,” but I like to dig deeper. What was the wow factor? Let’s spend some time on this.
You and what army? That should be your first question to the HOA.
Hates everyone who has a cooler birthstone than mine.
You missed Mass online, which isn’t great, but you can watch Ben Hur now for partial credit.
If the horse track doesn’t open back up soon, I’m gonna lose the only math I remember.
When my middle school English teacher didn’t know the word “anecdote,” it became my first successful field test of discretion vs. valor.
If you teach your friend’s 4-year-old to say “leave the gun, take the cannoli,” be prepared for a phone call later.
Pretending that you’re feeding the garbage disposal like a hungry baby bird does not hurt anyone.
These birds at my feeder. None of them have a plan.