@HatfieldAnne

Mother of God, the man solved unsolvable crimes for eight straight seasons. When he says he has a hunch, believe him the first time.

@HatfieldAnne

Tour guides often say to me “that’s a great question,” but I like to dig deeper. What was the wow factor? Let’s spend some time on this.

@HatfieldAnne

You and what army? That should be your first question to the HOA.

@HatfieldAnne

You missed Mass online, which isn’t great, but you can watch Ben Hur now for partial credit.

@HatfieldAnne

If the horse track doesn’t open back up soon, I’m gonna lose the only math I remember.

@HatfieldAnne

When my middle school English teacher didn’t know the word “anecdote,” it became my first successful field test of discretion vs. valor.

@HatfieldAnne

If you teach your friend’s 4-year-old to say “leave the gun, take the cannoli,” be prepared for a phone call later.

@HatfieldAnne

Pretending that you’re feeding the garbage disposal like a hungry baby bird does not hurt anyone.