buying a used car and telling people it’s a rescue
two weeks ago a friend was telling me about how they were sad because they hosted a cookout and invited “all their friends” but no one came and i just had to sit there and smile and nod as they sadly told me about this cookout that, incidentally, they did not invite me to
a 9-5 is two hours of work and 6 hours of anxiously trying to justify my existence to my employer
a gander reveal party where everyone thinks the invitation had a typo but they get there and it’s just a duck