oh so when jesus does its fine but when i yell “one of you is going to betray me! everyone just eat me!” im ruining ruths chris for everyone
i dont want to consume AI art for the same reason i dont call up my boys every sunday to watch a conveyor belt quickly and efficiently deliver a football to an endzone
edward fingerhands
mandolin: finally a violin for men
ive taken a couple of survival classes and let me tell yall youre gonna cut urself trying to build something and die of an infection before the “raiders” come for your “water purification tablets”
the clam before the storm
just saw a guy pull down his sunglasses and look at a firetruck go by like a sexy lady in an 80s movie
computer simulation of what the punisher skull looked like when alive
shrek was successful because it was a farquadrant movie
Probably the reason planes don’t have horns is that no one could resist how funny it’d be to honk it a bunch as you crash into a mountain
lol
Sometimes you don’t realize how much you say “ooh la la” till they play your 911 call on the local news
Me, off my meds, pitching a cartoon movie: OK, so, you know how most toasters are cowards?
Attn Christian Parents: the band Kiss may sound innocent but their name is short for KISSING
7 year resume gap marked “Not Drugs”