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@HelmdawgE : Relationship status: Putting aloe on the wall and rubbing against it to apply in places that I can't reach.

@HelmdawgE: If someone calls me "boo" I automatically assume they're trying to scare me.

@HelmdawgE: Just got unfollowed by exorcist scary looking lady with crazy eyes who has "will get in cars with strangers" in her bio. I'm hiding........

@HelmdawgE: My signature move is asking a co-worker wearing a suit on dress down Fridays, "how did the job interview go?" in front of everyone.