*first date*
Him: You have a very defined jawline.
Me: Thanks! I chew a lot.
*at party*
Guy: Want to dance?
Me: I’m sorry but I cannot, in good conscience, leave this cheese ball unattended.
Once I get the creative juices flowing, I realize how disgusting that really sounds.
“I love it when we finish each other.”
“You mean: other’s sentences?”
“No.”