certified hallow’s eve classic
If I was a boss I would treat my goons right. They would know love. “You got it, boss” will be met with “Stay safe out there, boys. You’re my pride and joy”
Yesterday our friend couldn’t make it tho the bar so instead of canceling they sent one of their other friends, which none of us have ever met, to replace them. You can do that? We are allowed to send in substitutes???
Lil Brain – Out of Leads
me: [looking at basketball rim] do you think I can still dunk?
wife: give me back the baby